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Life is a Big ?

Marutham — Fri, 16 Jun 2006 20:52:41 +0000

Life is a Big ?
Neelamana post pathi pulambum thoZhar thoZhiyar keezha irukkum Tips mattum pathutu vethalai vaangikalaam Nalla Kadhai- Miss panreenga …Matra Porumai saaligal…Thodarungal adutha varilerndhu.Poruthaar Boomi aazhvaar!

Hm…Amaam. Life is a big mystery, isn’t it? . We never know what has happened for what reason…We never know why this is happening …We never know what is waiting and why it should happen…Is it for good or Bad???
Many such questions arise when we think about life. I read this while I was trying to spend an evening with my MP3 and THIS book .

There is this story. In heaven there is this parallel mountain to the Himalayas. And we call a king Chakravarthi/Chakaravartin if he is accepted as the superior when his golden Chariot- Ratha ,Very valuable, with beautiful and really strong Horses is allowed to pass through the other kingdom. If the other king feels he is no way inferior to this king he could interrupt this chariot .The chariot would move around through all the other kingdoms, and whenever people obstructed the chariot then there would be WAR.This way once in a thousand years will may/may not be a Charavarthi. So coming back to the mountain….That mountain in the heaven is called the Sumeru.Sumeru means the ultimate mountain , nothing can be higher that that.It is solid gold, instead of rocks there are diamonds,rubies and emeralds. Once one such great King became a Chakravarthi. Whenever the Chrakravarthi dies he is led to the Sumeru mountain to engrave his name on it. SO our king was so excited that he got this very very rare opportunity-To engrave his name on the sumeru mountain, the ultimate catalog of all the great ones that have been. The gatekeeper gave him instructions to engrave his name on the Sumeru. The Chakravarthi, he wanted to take some of his men with him who had committed suicide just because their emperor was dying – they could not think of living without him. His Wife ( Remember this happened so many thousands of years ago…SO yes HIS WIFE !!) , His PM, His commander in chief and some of his loyal servants so they had all come with him. But the gate keeper said “ No sir. First you go inside , engrave your name and then if you really insist you could take them all later. Listen to my advice, because this is an inherited profession.For centuries our family had been the gate keeper” Our Chakravarthi accepted this deal for it sounded fair.

He went and saw the sumeru shining under thousands of sun for the heaven is so rich it had not just one sun. He could not open his eyes for a moment, it was so glaring there. And then he started looking for a site – the best spot to engrave his name, he was very much puzzled-he could not believe his own eyes and for the first time he became aware of what he was. There was No space!! Every single inch had a chakravarthi’s name engraved. He was very disappointed ,for himself and his people outside were under the impression that he is the greates man- the chakravarthi that happens once in 1000 yrs.So he now realized why the Gatekeeper insisted he should go alone first- for his people are under the impression that he has become the hakravarthi and may be the first or in the top 10 . The King came outside and told the gatekeeper “There is no Space!! The entire mountain is filled will names. It is shocking. What do I do??”

The Gatekeeper said ”That’s what I was telling you. History is eternal, infinite! You did not expect too many Chakravarthis. Did you? You have to erase few names and then engrave your’s there. That’s what was being done, my whole life I have been seeing this doney father used to say this was being done.” Then the King sadi “ Oh…then I don’t want to write my name and I don’t want to take them all inside. Whats the point?- Someday some one will come and earse it.My whole life has become utterly meaningless.This was my only hope, that Sumeru,the golden mountain was going to have my name.For this I have lived,for this I have staked my life; for this I was ready to kill the whole world.And anybodyelse can erase it. Am not writing my name then”
The gate keeper once again laughed and said “This is strange, because this too I have been hearing from my grandfathers- Chakravarthis come here, hear the whole story and just leave not writing their names on Sumeru. You are not new: anybody having a little intelligence would do the same”

Many of us are like this chakravarthi. It may not be the wars or chariot that are the similarities between us and him. But what do we all gain from this world. When we leave what do we take with us – the money? The power? The name, prestige, responsibility?? The Scholarship?? We cannot take any of these. Everything will have to be drooped here..even your love.And in that moment we will understand that all that we possessedwas not ours.The very idea of possession was wrong.And because of that possession we were corrupted. To increase our possession we lie, we pretend, we were dishonest, having many faces, had been faking. Because these are the things that help us succeed in this competitive world. SO finally who are we?? This whole possessiveness becomes our identity. We lose the SELF!! It gives a false sense of being.That’s Ego!!
And in life many times we face darkness and what do we all do…Think about how can we remove Drakness? But we do not realize that DARKNESS does not exist…Only light exists. Put off the light- darkness is there , put the light on – darkness is not there. So think about how you can turn the light ON! Don’t think about darkness. It will make you feel defeated. How can you be defeated by something that has no Existence. Only the light Exist. In the absence of light – darkness is there. But make sure the light is never OFF!!

That’s all for now Folks!!! Remember- concentrate in turning the LIGHT ON and having it ON forever!! Don’t think about darkness……

Tips on living a life that really is worth living and to say with Pride ‘You lived it.’

*Live your life for yourself and so it would make others live their life. But do not harm any1 in the process!
* Live everyday like you never have a tomorrow
*Do not fake! Do not do things that you don’t feel like doing, that you feel may not be nice, may not be correct, ,may not be appropriate.
* Do only those that you feel is right in life.
* Never Ditch or Betray!! May be you could get promoted or graded more. But in life You are an ultimate LOZER! Do not ditch…..It is the worst.
To betray is like killing a hundred Elephants for Trust is not made easily and the trustee is not going to be easy at handling Betrayal.
* If you feel someone is not correct and is trying to harm you indirectly, then don’t ever put a fake smile and speak. Instead don’t speak !!
* Never hurt some one who does not deserve it, do not take a persons soft/kind nature for granted. The person may speak to you again, but remember you are a sinner, he had been so patient and great to excuse you, forgive you! To be forgiven is a great feeling of relief but to forgive is the greatest of all!!! You have made him Great!!
* Do not hesitate to apologise or show love. If you see this begger in the street who seems very calm and there is a small voice inside asking you to help him….Just DO IT!! Do not hesitate where what or with whom you are or even with what you help.
*In short, don’t do any deed that could make you feel what our Chakravarthy had felt at the gates “. Whats the point?- Someday some one will come and earse it.My whole life has become utterly meaningless.This was my only hope, that Sumeru,the golden mountain was going to have my name.For this I have lived,for this I have staked my life; for this I was ready to kill the whole world.” Just be good!! And here is a punch line “ Love your people like you will never have another day with them.” Most of the times people who fall in love and get married are the worst. Their Marriage would turnout to be a disaster….Why because they change so much after marriage and their EGO stands first than anything else.Both men and women. But especially women, how many of the Men after their marriage live with that GIRL whom they fell in love with??!! Although physically it’s the same body. But how many change so much that you cannot believe “Idhudhaana andha ponnu?”(Is this that girl??) ……
*Forget and forgive!!

Live Your life! Live it – like you may never have a tommorow

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Marutham — Mon, 05 Jun 2006 12:56:00 +0000

Tagged by Senthil #Exams are over! – Am officially completing the Pre final yr!

Hello my dear friends,
Its been so long since i logged in here. Finally the doctors are back on duty and my Exams are over. The first exam was my nightmare, and the last one was so good that am expecting a 100 for i got full internals in that subject and the paper too was very good. This time the strangest thing was that i had been dreaming my own inventions- derivations, equations, circuits which were too absurd but i kept working out those in my dream and right before my alarm rang i realized it was all just dream(Most of them were relevnt to t subject to confuse me alot!!). This had never happened to me, may be the dream would be like am in the exam hall- questions were ok, or me crying seeing the questions, or something stupid like that. But this time it was too wierd And i fell sick the day before the Bio medical and unbelievably it was the best paper i ever wrote . And finally, Thanks to Senthil for the tag. I have been tagged by Senthil , and am sorry for posting it this late …….. Here it goes,

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn on page 18 and find line 4. Ans. But when they were alone they talked about nothing else.”When do you suppose we could go up the Faraway tree?”Fanny kept asking.
2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.& catch air? Ans. Kaathu dhaan irukku…It’s the window.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Ans. SUPER SINGER !!
4. Without looking, guess what time it is? Ans. 2:00
5. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time? Ans. 1:39 (Just 1??!!)
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Ans. The Dog’s Bark from the streets
7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Ans. Yesterday…To write the last Exam of this SEM… We are no more the PRE FINAL YEARs!!
8.Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Ans. Looked at the beautiful sky while i was climbing up the stairs.
9.What are you wearing? Ans. Lungi & munda baniyan with one Suruttu in my mouth’NU SONNA NAMBIDAVA POREENGA … Irundhalum, Salwar- plain Blue colour.
10.When did you last laugh? Ans. While Me & Mom recollected – the SAME gesture we both made on seeing an old friend who looked like a total freak now!! (We very well managed to hide this feeling while she was here. All these happened only after we sent her off. Can people change totally upside down after entering into college(in Bombay)??!!! And look very stupid calling it TREND?? Funny!!)
11.What is on the walls of the room you are in? Ans. May be a little dust and a calendar hanging
12.Seen anything weird lately? Ans. Yeah…..That old friend I had mentioned about
13.What do you think of this quiz? Ans. Interesting- Its like am writing my personal diary again tonight!
14.What is the last film you saw? Ans. Sindbad – the Animated version. And if u r asking abt the recent one – The Series of unfortunate events.
15. If you became a multimillionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Ans. If I could… That would be Bill gates and an age converting machine. So that I could bring him back to his early 20’s and ……… HEHEHE. No you silly!! I would just buy him so that we could work together and do more service to the society –Internationally.
16.Tell me something about you that I dunno
Ans. I like Tall Men – Kidding! Hm…… U better not! Appodhaan adhu Theriyadhadha irukkum
17.If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
It would be the world itself.
18.Do u like to Dance Ans.With? …….Hm…
19. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Ans.I need to think…Not alone
20 Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call her? Ans. DITTO!!
21.Would you ever consider living abroad? Ans. For a short period/occassionally -YES! But not too long…
22.What do you want GOD to say to you when you reach the pearly gates? Ans. Oh finally you are here. Now I shall retire for you are here to take my position!

I welcome anyone and everyone to takeup this tag….and i would love to read it!! After Inba thunbam Tag this is one that i did enjoy writing!

Will soon write another interesting post may be like the Chicki post ….FEAR NOT!!

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Marutham — Mon, 15 May 2006 13:53:00 +0000

Doctors go on Strike!!?? What the….!!

Recently there had been lots of commotion for they have finally announced the OBC quota… Do some people ever realize the significance of the word Quota??? Leave all that aside…Am not Communal. And am against the whole idea…
Well I just have few Questions,

1) Are the doctors not life savers?? Some ppl even consider them next to GOD…B’coz they Save lives (Not bothered that they also take the Avatar as YAMA DHARMA too). If they were so irresponsible to go on strike leaving hundreds of Dying patients Unattended. Is this what THE SO CALLED RESPONSIBLE PEOPLE DO?? And the most painful problem one can ever have is Breathing problem . You actually won’t have any pain in particular spot- that can hurt or be explained but you would undergo something terrible, and you won’t dye because of it. You just have to suffer if not given proper medical attention. Just imagine you being tied up to a heavy object and thrown into the sea….It would be worse than that am sure!! In the NDTV report while they were showing the video’s this young girl struggling to breathe- it was the most painful sight ever!! These M_R_N’s know the danger of the disease and they know the pain every patient undergoes, but still for their own issues they would punish these innocent people is it?? L_S_RS!!! What education did they get, that do not even make them realize the CRUELTY they do to the innocent!! Are they the real people to whom we must vest our TRUST, RESPECT and DEVOTION??? Never….These people who are out(even some grown up’s other than Students who are on strike not treating the patientsand who has forgotten their duty….) are the most cruel existence on earth.

They have No right to speak about whatever C quota!! For a person to have or speak about the C/ C quota’s they must all first be Human beings. And for that they must have atleast the BASIC HUMAN(E) qualities- which definitely these G_ _ Fs don’t have , they have no right to speak about the issue!!
And the punch was when this To become a Doc spoke to the media after the LathiCharge! “ They cannot treat us this way and Hurt us just to make us disperse.This is very cruel! “
And I was like “ What the HELL!!! Who speaks about what!! While you knowingly can let someone suffer in pain, let a dying patient cry in pain, leave a girl to suffocate……. What do you speak/know about HURT!!! While you all did something for the police to charge on you(or may be not..) what did those innocent people,rather patients do to Suffer this way and undergo all these???

Is it not a duty of the responsible Doctor to save life??
2)What are the SFI, AISFI…Whatever more…doing now?? Well, are you interested only in those strikes that involve some Fireworks??( for burning down Campus)

The comments page is very much open to all…

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Marutham — Sun, 07 May 2006 11:07:00 +0000

I WISH … …

You may have stopped here while you were doing your work, or while u just replied to the most awaited mail, or while you were being told by your boss to do JUST THE WORK, or while in the meeting you just heard that the dead line is too near or while you were pissed off with the day or while you were cursing yourself for you failed to do something you had promised or while you were simply searching for a space in the internet that could eat up your time and quench the thirst of your soul…..Well here I take you for a little jolly good ride. You sit back and enjoy the ride while I drive you through………But please wear this Creative seat belt that do not let you not be creative. Ready to go??

Ok now! I want you to forget all that happened today , yesterday or this week that had really been bugging you. Forget everything and imagine you in your most comfortable place for the little baby is going to fall asleep LITERALLY. Are you asleep? Yes? Ok dear now….You are sleeping with a wonderfull smile on your face.And Zzzzz….you slept really well like a just born baby. Now you get up to see that amma is here standing next to you and waiting for you to rise. Ah….You get up to see you are in the most dreamt room of yours which is totally in your way with your favourite wall poster, wonderful sunlight falling on your face and you blossom to say GOOD MORNING Ma!And KISS amma…ETHANA NAAL ACHU/ ESHTU DHIVASA AAYITHU!! / ETHRA DHIVASA KAZHINJU!! / KITHNI DHIN PHAR!!…/ SORRY IF I am WRONG

And amma(Mom) gives you the most wonderfull tea/Cofee/Milk/whatever.. and Psr..WOW! Its been so many days since you tasted such a wonderful drink. Then you get out of your bed and come to the window with your drink ….Look out! What a beautiful sight! A lake and so many Swans …..Right adjacent to it is this really huge tree with the your favourite swing…You go down to the swing to see lots of Butterflies trying to have their morning drink served by your garden flowers….Yellow, Pink, Orange were their colours. You sit in the swing and start swinging….The gentle morning breeze gently brushes you and you feel the freshness in its wonderfull aroma.Eventually amma turn on your favourite music and you swing faster than ever and you feel the breeze being more gentle. Then at some farther distance you see some very familiar face..The face you had been longing to see for a very long time.And yes its that very special person ….To hear her/him {WHATEVER } call out your name you jump out of the swing and run to get the most wonderful hug you had ever given someone.

Then amma calls you both for a wonderfull breakfast. You both go inside and have your breakfast chatting. You both go out for the walk that you had not had for a long time. You hold hands like how you used to those days ( Kindergarden days/Childhood days/ Schooldays /College days). You both chat about everything you wanted to talk about. Then to find that bits just the age that has changed and your dear one is still the same 101% You both spend a whole day together and around the evening your friend leaves you and you depart. Then you go for a small walk and you happen to see the very wonderful bunch of kids singing and having a fun time. This very young lady asks you for a little help…To look after the children for few minutes so that she could make a call. And while you are hesitating, the sweet little kid from there come up to you and pulls you there for their company. You go play with them and have real fun and cherish every moment with those LITTLE ANGELS. And then you leave them with the lady and take leave…

And start walking…It is almost the night. And you hear this very sweet voice singing – melancholy . It starts to drizzle and enjoy the rain and walk back home along the lake side, enjoying the ripples in the lake and the very gentle sound of the rain and the smell of wet earth. And there at the door you see Mom , Dad and your loving sibling sitting and waiting for the coffee together…You run there to drink it hot while you are wet and amma is drying your hair , siblings teasing you……….

What a DAY!! I wish I have a day like that , where you see ,smell ,eat ,meet , talk, chat, walk, play the nicest ones. And Live the PERFECT DAY of your life!!! We all wish for a day like that! I wish!….. I came up with this idea the day I had thought so much about bad people I have met in life, bad things that happened, and about FAKERS and totally spoiled my mood – I really was so damn mood out! And whoosh! It was like I had fresh cream!!! Hope you too did…..Enjoy the feast! I wish you, me, we all get a day like that before we leave!!! A day in your life that is just for you and your loved ones. I wish…….

PS: Picture on top- was taken by meMARUTHAM ,while i was enjoying this Vision!!
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Marutham — Sun, 30 Apr 2006 08:38:00 +0000

I dedicate this post to All those who are staying away from family and especially for those who are {Single} Studying, working, Studying and Working.

The recent few days I happen to meet a number of friends who have been staying away from family.To stay in a new place with totally new strange people and share room with them and live Sharing and caring. Adjust to the totally annoying food system, sleeping routine, new teachers/Boss/ co-workers. Especially those who do a part time Job and do their studies..It really is a tough time for them. And those who do not like the new place and are very irritated with the Culture there. And most of all the Boys easily get adjusted, they are very understanding and adopt quickly and infact they are amiable and quicker in realizing the FACT than girls/us! Some Girls – may be a little not so co-operative. They generally expect things/people to be the way they want it to be –some say it’s the best for them. Some are my class friends, I had been with them for the times they really missed Mom or Dad.

And I could not compensate, but just let them know am there no matter what. I remember my very egoistic friend from the north, She would never expose that she is Hurt or even Sad in the early days of college. I remember the occasion when she had lost her Lab shoe and was crying….We are just a handful of girls in our class and we were all just friends. Not too close. We tried to console her, but our sweety started yelling at all of us “ Its lost ..ok! And I donno where I lost it! It was just here when we all left to the canteen….What do I do? Where do I look for?” Unlike for us, her Dad got her the most expensive Leather shoes for he knew she will be feeling lonely and has to stay away from them. It was just a Shoe but some one got it for her with lot of love and she wouldn’t feel too good to lose it the same week. But then we told her it was ok…We could get some shoe for the lab – A cheap one and did get her one for 150Rs. It was some strange shop at T.Nagar we found for her and she wasn’t standing outside the Workshop(Thats the Punishment if u dont wear The shoes and come ) the next week. Her yelling really annoyed all of us! It is obvious isn’t it? When we are trying to help her out she starts yelling…Then who would be there around?? And It was that day I saw her eyes, Totally lost- helpless, insecure feeling and lot of frustration…It was then I decided to move close to this lady.And now we are great friends and she shares all her feeling with me and another girl. We 3 have a very good chemistry. When ever I see her feel homesick I just won’t know how I could handle something like that…I just cant bear Imagining.We had always been very cautious not to let her think too much about home. That’s the best we 2 could do.And the problem with our lady is She is very Arrogant (Sorry dear!), Non co-operative, adamant, Sometime very Rude too.

There was one occasion when she got so furious for one of the staff making a comment about her Notes…And it was that day we had to tell her…” Not every one is family or even understanding. You have moved away from home to a new place where people are different and culture too. What is so cool in the North may not be really acceptable in the south. And there is no one to complain. If things do not happen the way you want them to be then just let things go in its way and just watch. Because sometimes when things go out of hand it is better to observe where it really is taking us. And later to find that this way was also not that bad it would be a new experience.” And now she is more matured and a very little bit adjustable and is growing polite too. She is very different now. And we ourselves cannot believe this is that person who yelled at us for HER losing HER shoes.

And in the recent days there seem to be a lot of Girls talk between the three of us. May be not exactly..am just a listener and once in a while I tease and pull my friends back to Reality..Donno what has got into these girls suddenly ………so much of Girls talk…SO MUCH! And at times I really had to search for my Friends inside them , they totally get lost and I see just two teenage girls going crazy over JUNKS. In the recent day they find it fun provoking me by teasing me with every guy who comes up and talk to me. Mostly it would be my classmates who are not very friendly to the other girls. All these are tolerable, but when there is any guy standing outside in the corridor just looking inside the class or some at us and when ever they ask…”Marudhu, look there! Interested?? “ And Er… What are they asking- ” Not my Type dear! Now shut up and back to the Bio-medical instruments!! This patient almost died in your note…Look u have locked him in the Chamber and blew up his lung!!” And it’s this period they have the utmost fun. The bio-medical hour. This teacher is very friendly with me and for anything she would ask my note. And every time she comes down to my note my heart beat goes rapid fast for only I know what funny things these 2 had done in my note during the lecture. Will soon scan some of my class notes where my 2 Naughty friends have practiced their Cartoon art in some of the Specimens under study!! FUNNY DOGS!! (Er…..Am picking up this slang after watching KHNH-Stop it marudhu! Stop !)

We have got a beautifull lawn in our campus and at times we go to the park in the central college. And there we have an entirely different FUN time, which I would share with you all real soon. Now am in the study hols for the Semester exams, and I have already started missing my 2 funny dogs and other friends, Batch mates, class room funs, Canteen chats, Long walks we have had….. MISS’em. Just an year left
#Ok…Getting back to the dedication part,
So I very well know the hardships in staying away from home, family, Not that I have undergone all that but that I literally am stuck with my family so I really know how it would be to stay away. I have hardly been away from them except for the times I had been to My Aunts(Chithi’s) place @ mysore. I would start crying the moment I get to think about home. Those of you staying away from family,
GREAT GOING PPL!! This post is specially dedicated to you guys!!

PS: I saw KHNH very recently. Great Movie.I myself am too late, If you have not seen it yet – Do see! A great Work from the Chopra’s! The Pic on top is from one of the scenes i liked. The movie was so Good & touching that in 3 different scenes i went crying even without my Notice…And to realize am in Tears! I Felt” Damn! Its just a movie…Y cry! Calm down “

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Marutham — Sun, 16 Apr 2006 05:49:00 +0000

PON(50th) POST !!!
Idhellam remba over!!! I dont believe i have posted 50 post in 6-7 months..
And i thought with this post i would make my dear friends LAUGH!! Got it thro Mail…I share it with you here…..

I hope this don’t EAT up chikii from the page…(I Don’t want chikki post to disappear from this page )

And btw, The other day when i asked amma if there were any post AMMA & APPA gave a smile and said go check it yourself……I went running to the Post box and opened it…Guess what?? There were two kutty EGGS! (I said WOW CUTE’ais) Too small…Coloured eggs! WOW!!!!Must be some of the VERY CUTE WILD BIRDS that i see everyday in our garden. And i came back to amma appa and shared the excitement.WONDER HOW THE BIRD THOUGHT OF THE POST BOX?? And amma appa said..” May be it must have read your chicki post ! Hi I have taken a big risk and here I am with you… And thought ,this would be safest place to start a family ” :O Appadiyaa!!!! MAY BE! Ok if that be the case we all will provide a happy home for it.We have planned to put a temporary postbox for the ACTUAL Paper posts(No EGG posts ) Have told our driver, Servent maid and Postman not to disturb the ACTUAL post box…After all thats is the maximum we can do…
Customer care in 2020
Operator : “Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your…”

Customer: “Heloo, can I order..”
Operator : “Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?”
Customer: “It’s eh…, hold……….on……889861356102049998-45-54610″
Operator : “OK… you’re… Mr Singh and you’re calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?”
Customer: “Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator : “We are connected to the system Sir”
Customer: “May I order your Seafood Pizza…”
Operator : “That’s not a good idea Sir”
Customer: “How come?”
Operator : “According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir”
Customer: “What?… What do you recommend then?”
Operator : “Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You’ll like it”
Customer: “How do you know for sure?”
Operator : “You borrowed a book entitled “Popular Hokkien Dishes” from the National Library last week Sir”
Customer: “OK I give up… Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?”
Operator : “That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99″
Customer: “Can I pay by! credit card?”
Operator : “I’m afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year. That’s not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.”
Customer: “I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives”
Operator : “You can’t Sir. Based on the records, you’ve reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today”
Customer: “Never mind just send the pizzas, I’ll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?”
Operator : “About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can’t wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle…”
Customer: ” What!”
Operator : “According to the details in system ,you own a Scooter,…registration number 1123…”
Customer: ” ????”
Operator : “Is there anything else Sir?”
Customer: “Nothing… by the way… aren’t you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?”
Operator : “We normally would Sir, but based on your records you’re also diabetic……. “
Customer: #$$^%&$@$% ^
Operator : “Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman…?”
Customer: [Faints]

Now you dont Faint …This is just a forward.Our 2020 will be much worse HAHAHA!!!
PS: My brother & his family will be here by tonight*.And day after tommorow My MODEL EXAMS start…GOD knows how am gonna write….Things haven’t been too good in college.Somesomething seems to be happening around me…Unless things come to my notice STRAIGHT am gonna be QUIET ,observing…… Am finding it very hard -NOT TO BEHAVE INDIFFERENT Hope things get better! LOVE YOU ALL MY FRIENDS!! * This could help me a bit SURE! But not with the Models )

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Marutham — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 10:36:00 +0000

Am Tagging you for the First time!

HEHEHEHE….THE BEAST INSIDE ME HAS WOKEN UP…
So many people have been Tagging others…So now i decided to BACK FIRE.
Am Tagging on…INBHA THUNBAM
Which means Pleasurefull pains!
I TAG…See the bottom of the post.
You have to tell atleast one …
Here it goes.
For me it would be…
The college bus Travel.
First 2 years i had been coming to college every day in our college bus.BUS.No: 155….Miss u 155! Now I don’t go by college Bus.
Our driver was a very friendly guy. We all call him Anna!All the years till I joined college my school(s) were at walkable distance from our house. I had hardly traveled(Walked) for 5 minutes to reach the school. But the college wasn’t in the city limit. I had to take the college bus. First day it was so Scared! The tension that am traveling in a bus where everyone is a stranger , about the Ragging, about the new institution( After school, for every student entering into college would be like how a cow would feel when his shepherd open the gates and let it go FREE! Although the cow feels there aren’t anyone to control, watch for, or guide only in the path he wishes and it is totally FREE now, this freedom could fear the cow. For it does not know how the new OUTSIDE world would be. Will there be lot of Predators, Foxes, Cute bunnies, and Friendly elephants, Loyal Dogs or hungry Beasts?? However it has to go forward and move on b’coz ther isn’t any comforting controlling hands to protect.) That is what it was like, for me. I dint quite find it difficult in tackling with the so very friendly and Not very friendly and Playful seniors. We did make some good friends. Then I did find some very sweet friends in my bus and we grew very well as friends. The closest circle was Madhu,Madhu2,Krishna,Prasanna,Sidhu,lux, lachu,Valli,….many more. But myself Madhu and another friend- we three had a strong bond.One reason for Madhu and I being so close could be that Madhu was very much like how My brother was in his young age. That is, the way we interacted, and also for some ‘not explainable coz I don’t know reasons’. We did have a very strong bond! For madhu it was customary to sleep in the bus either while coming to Cols or while leaving to home.

I rarely used to sleep in the evenings while coming back because I hardly would take my eyes OFF the window that is because I had hardly traveled so much or putting it this way seen the CITY though I had been living in Chennai from my birth… But madhu use to FALL asleep..and sometimes really FALL OFF/SLIDE OFF.We always used to sit together and I had pleasure in pulling her my side and allowing her to rest her head on my shoulders to enjoy the sleep. And for madhu too it was a sweet moment to getup and see that she had a shoulder to rest in. I also cannot forget the days we used to play-fight for the WINDOW Seat and madhu used to joke to the other friend” Eyy..Vidu da Marudhuvey window seat’la ukartum Ipovadhu avalukku madras epdi irukkumnu theriyattum! Nee paruda ” And some days we used to talk about issues. Mostly it was about parents-child’s rela tionships,Friends,My lecturers,The class room Fun, criticize about the criticizing teachers, Class mates stupid talks,proposals, opposites(Attracting/non attracting opposites) and lots…Though we had a lot of DIFFERENCE OF OPINIONS. Those were the days I would never forget….And especially during Exam times. We used to be so tired for we getup at 4/5 and travel for more than 2 hours TO & FRO.And we would decide that one of us would try reading till KATHIPARA JN and others wud sleep and she would goto sleep at KATHIPARA JN, and finally all of us would getup at ADYAR! We would just laugh and go home.Those nights I had stayed awake till 3 in the morning and I rembr I used ANNA’s room and at 3 would callup other friends and I would goto sleep till 4:30. Those were INBAMANA THUNBANGAL! Often Krishna and prassanna would get into the Bus and get down at AIRPORT to have their DAY OUT and get back to college at 4 and we would all be shocked to see them and ask” Enna rendu perum oor sutha polaya? “ And they say “Poitu ippo dhaan collegeku vandhom , Bus’ku kaasu katirukomla!! “ ====Ada Pavigala!! Padikkavum Dhaanda!!
Now it is your turn.
You tell one such thing in your life that was a
PAINFULL PLEASURE! Please do TAG other friends.It could be their painful pleasure
I TAG –

· GP
· Nanyaar?
· Anbae
· Senthil
· Krish
· ME
· Raju
· Anandh prabu
· Kutty
· Vijay ramamurthy
· Anoop
· nabeel
· jagan
· j

I Right now have no time to individually visit your page and inform friends.Would do soon…But please take this up sportively!

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Marutham — Sun, 02 Apr 2006 06:35:00 +0000

I Sang on radio and won a COOL prize again! …And here is what happened on a busy day, that I must tell you my friend.

Mostly the victims are Men or poor creatures. They never intend to harm but the ladies…-they never fail to terrify them with their super natural EQ & special characteristics.

If you are still wondering about what am talking about…then here I give the reason. Last week on a fine day this incident happened.We had 4 boring hours of theory where all 4 staffs were like Hitlers children, they hardly gave us a break. On my attempt to stay awake and alert I kept drinking water every time a staff left the class. Thinking that, this way I would not feel drowsy, but then did I learn that I had drunk an 1 lr bottle of Aquafina in just 3 hours! Next what happened….Obvious my bladder could not hold anymore….. I was waiting for the clock to strike 12…I lokked at my watch…11:50,11:52 (Is my watch working??!!) , 11:55,11:58,11:59…..TREEENG! At last…I rushed to the L room. Guess what all 5 cubes were occupied. May be all of them had 4 BORING THEORY and Lecture by SO/DO of Hitler! Ok..I could wait for few more seconds but then I wouldn’t guarantee (:P ). Mean time, I was observing the LADIES looking at the big mirror in the room. Some were doing their hair, some combing, some staffs seeing if their Saree matched their blouses, some girls struggling to get their little SCARY faces see its reflection in a small corner of the mirror (THE MIRROR in our ladies room- must have been the most cruel person in its previous birth. And sad thing is that every day , it has to see the same stupid faces trying to look attractive and only this knows it would happen ‘NEVER!’) And by then something stupid, sad and hilarious happened.

While many of them were enjoying their space on this POOR OBJECT…and me trying to enjoy this scene….some one NEW enters the place.I first quiet did not realize as he walked in..Yes HE! HE is definitely not supposed to be here! And here they go….They all started screaming as if like Mansooralikhan (A FAMOUS TAMIL MOVIE VILLAIN)has entered the ladies room. I was lost for few seconds.

This poor old man (Must have accompanied some of the gardeners who work here…and that stupid person should not have left him alone in a huge building like this where every class room would look the same for this old man) was all shocked, shaken, shivering and PUZZLED! And to my surprise even some SUPPOSED TO BEHAVE MATURED Staffs joined the crue, no one told the man anything but kept screaming and staring! //CHILL Ladies!!// Then I went to that man and told that he wasn’t supposed to be here-It is the Ladies restroom. His gesture told me that he was totally EMBARRESED! And he, with such an innocent child look face looked up and said “Enakku padikka theriyadhuma…Sonna dhaney theryum.Manichukunga! Enaku veliya poga vazhi solluviya ma? “ Which in short means “

He wasn’t aware that it is the restroom for he do not know to read & he asked if I could show the way out”. I felt very sad for him,then showed him the way out and OFF he went! Then I finally had my chance to ……..FLUSH! Got what I said in the first few lines!!! Isn’t that true?? It is ok to express the feelings..but sometimes it is better to control and analyze if there is any need to EXPOSE! After all he was too old and never intended to enter the TOILET. It must have been the worst day in his life! GIRLS..Know if your emotions definitely need room in the situation! Or please don’t waste it and scare people around

Sang again and Won again, on the radio…….This time I will be getting a Cool Walkman as my gift. YIPPEE!!
Here are some of my earlier posts that I wish you could read. I had written this when I hardly knew the concept COMMENTS…..and that people could actually tell you what they feel about your blog.And most of all..I dint spend time finding friends in blog…Even now I don’t do that much but here you are… Thanku! Give it a read when you find time.

OCT & DEC

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Marutham — Tue, 21 Mar 2006 09:59:00 +0000

Hi I have taken a big risk and here I am with you ppl…Friends of marutham.
I can’t stay here for long! So listen up to what I have to say…..
PS:THis post is not for the friends who cannot read long posts!Don’t curse me!

It was so wonderful inside mommy’s tummy. It was too dark, but still very safe & secure. It was very quiet no noise at all. No where else can I find that peace! Nor can you …What do you say? Isn’t that the best place in the whole world to be…No1 to bother you except for some loving touch from the outside. It’s your MOM.

Ok here we are back to the story. It was so wonderful inside. A little dark though. I haven’t opened my eyes yet. There are 4 others with me, sharing this little space with me inside Mommy. We often hear this Very Polite ladies voice. She seems talking to some one. Not quiet sure if it is mommy… One fine day we were all out of mommy…But, it was still dark. The five of us were inside this small room, and it still was warm, not as warm as inside. Then this fine day we heard that familiar voice again. She sounded very happy. There were some other voices too that I could hear. The other voices it sounded much sweet and gentle. It wasn’t one person’s voice. Then they left. And we sensed more space in the room. I felt something was missing! Din’t exactly know what! And there was the day, when I could not stay inside. I had to break open and come out – Break open the shell. It was so painful! I did not fit in! I decided to break open. Yes I was the first one to crack out! Yeah! Its me. The chick …It was too bright outside. Too bright! Then I heard some one else crack …it was them – my siblings! Then 3 of us were out. One egg was still in shape – no crack. The 3 of us kept staring at it because it did make some noises ….We kept staring and finally it was our little Sis out. HER EYS- Any one would fall for those twinkling, lightning eyes. She was so cute but weaker than us..too weak a chick. And then guess what we saw…MOMMIEE…She had come back! The 4 of us cuddled with her. She did seem a wonderful mommiee to be born for. But mommiee was not all that happy…I could sense she was Upset about something. Then did mommiee tell me this dirty secret. In the whole Farm Only I know this dirty little secret…..

Mommiee told that, the day 5 of us were out something happened. Out of the 5 eggs, one was so Huge & so Pretty! Mommiee named it the CUTEai -CUTE Muttai Muutai=egg! (Marutham:Sirikadheengapa! Kozhikku thann muttai Pon muttai!Kadhaya gavaninga…Over to chikki)And mommie could not wait to see us out. But then did the owner lady of the farm came , there were her grandchildren too-2 of them very young must be 4-5 years.Guess what, they too were not born alone.They were Twins! Unlike us, the unlucky PENTAPLETS. She looked into our basket. And the moment her eyes scanned the BIG EGG! It glows like a1000WATT Bulb. The hands of this strange existence on earth reached in to our little basket, and she took out the CUTEai.And off she went with her grandchildren. She went and CUTE’ai never returned. Mommiee waited for long thinking that CUTE’ai would return & then She broke with tears. Then days went on, the 4 of us had real great time with Mommiee..Sissy is now feeling better. She is stronger than ever. We 4 and Mommiee walk around the farm and play and sometimes try flying….Hehehe Mommiee tell us a lot about her life.How she came there like am telling you now. Also she told about the sad incidents in her life. One fine day there were lots of commotions in the farm. Mommiee too wasn’t feeling good!

There were people flocked inside the farm. And our lady brought another man with her. He saw us and nodded! I didn’t know what that NOD was for! But I did learn later. This man took Mommiee away and put her in a beautiful Cage. We thought he must be taking us too with him. He left- and my worst fear was “Will mommiee return ???” We didn’t know what happened to mommiee then !While these questions were in my brain…Sissy started crying. Though the 3 of us were there…she wouldn’t get consoled. She was crying. She refused to eat(Peck). She grew weaker and the lady din’t seem to take notice of it. And next day I saw the same Beautifull cage that mommiee was carried away in, this time our lady had brought it. She took all the 4 of us. I was so excited, I told my brothers that it was all over and we are going to where mommiiee is….We squeaked with JOY! We were taken inside the Room where the smell was not so good…. And the lady put her hands inside the CAGE! I remember, It is the second time seeing those hands so near. I was jumping in joy that I would be picked because am the eldest! And Err…! Our little princess was the first. We 3 took it happily…..after all she is our princess! She would be taken to mommiiee first! She was taken to an inner room in the gentle hands of our young lady….then she came empty hand! But only her hands were bare, her eyes were not- Filled with tears!! Why? I don’t know……
AND …….. Now I don’t know what is awaiting!! Do you know??? Tell me if you can! But Some thing tells me things are not normal!

Questions that this little fell’a would ask us when he realizes what is going to happen and what has already happened to their little princess and sweet mommiee!
*Are you killing us for you simply SUSPECT we would have been infected with that virus!! So all these days have you been feeding us to slaughter the chubbiest chicken.
*And how could you take away my little brother or sister (CUTE’ai) to have your breakfast!,While Mommiee was waiting for you , to see you feed her the breakfast! And when mommiee fell sick you decided she was not going to lay you the Eggs anymore and you decided to have CHICKEN 65 in your lunch menu!

The moment we chickens leave Momiee’s tummy,there is no security! We would never know when we would get our call! CALL OF DEATH!
We are BORN for DYING!!
Our ultimate goal of birth is to DIE for or by human beings. We will die as an EGG- Omelet.
Or a young chicken- If it is very healthy/very weak—Immaterial.
Or as a fully grown CHICKEN- as Chicken 65/ 45/ 5 and so on.. Worst is if it had catched up an infection or Virus as you people define. You are all so concerned only about you! You are bothered only to defend yourselves. You don’t care a bit for us. We are also born with every right to live in this world with you. But you all say you own us…like you invented Mommiee’s tummy? Or did you make us?? Then, we would be thinking you love us so much for the way you feed us and give us protection from other predators. One fine day you would take us to consume – immaterial how chubby or weak we are. No one can escape from your mouth, can we? If we never gain weight you complain we are useless and slaughter, or if we are too chubby you worry in few days we MIGHT lose weight and decide to sell us to slaughter for a big money! Will it ever occur in your brains that we are not the only species getting infected? Won’t you ever think of a remedy or some vaccine to protect us earlier? What science do you have that saves only you! It is like you cook and you alone eat not bothering about the starving people, unlike us who share…Oh that’s what the nature of you GREAT HUMAN BEINGS is. What’s the point in telling you that?
*You humans had been spreading this disease at a speed that is so very Fast- Faster than Rumors. Yeah it’s the AIDS. You humans had been spreading this disease and its virus HIV for the past several years so fast and effectively! Do you screw the heads of all the humans because you suspect they may have this Infection – AIDS?
Or do you throw them all in Boiling water and kill? Even here you Silly humans have discrimination…. The poultry farm in a developed country would be sprayed or Injected with the poison, while those creatures in an under developed countries would be thrown into Hot water or head screwed and killed. You eat us, you drink us, you also make money with our products, you get medicines from us, and finally when you hear we could have been infected you don’t try for a cure. YOU ULTIMATELY SLAUGHTER US!
Will you be able to find a way to make every living being of the world to co-exist peacefully and happily? You Human beings claim that you are superior to all other beings in the world. Well, Can you not use your super power brain and make our world a suitable place for every living being to co-exist safely, peacefully and happily?

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Marutham — Fri, 17 Mar 2006 23:03:00 +0000

MY FIRST POST ON MY RECIPE ……..
My first post on My New Recipe…..
What shall we name it??

* optional

Ingredients:
Onion sliced- 1 No
Tomato – 2 +*1 for dressing
Potato- 5 No’s Boiled
Capsicum- 1 No
*Pudhina leaves
or coriander leaves
Mustard-1/2 teaspoon
Cinnamon & cloves – as required.
Salt – to taste
Ginger & Garlic
Chilli powder – 2 tea spoons

To grind: Ginger and garlic and *if you like it spicy 1 green chilli and some Pudhinaleaves.
To Fry:Cut the capsicum into very thin slices (Like chopped onion)and slightly fry them with a little oil and keep it aside.

Method:

Heat 2 spoonful oil in the frying pan in low flame, then add the mustard, Cinnamon,cloves, Chopped onion, the paste- in this order. Cook for few seconds until the raw smell is gone. Then add the finely chopped Tomato. Now add the chilli powder.And turmeric powder if you like it. Then Add the sliced capsicum and cook for a while. Now add the boiled potatoes and mix the mixture well. Add a little water or *coconut milk for taste.Now add salt as required. Cook in SIM flame. Before you turn the gas off dress the dish with coriander leaves/Pudhina leaves. * SERVE HOT*

Can be used as side dish for RICE-South Indian Meal. Or can be used as side dish for IDLY –South Indian Tiffin.

Try this and tell me how it tasted.

—>” For SOMBERIES: “

If this sounds tedious. Try this – SOMBERI, Gring the onion in Mixi, Then grind the GINGER GARLIC to get the paste. Then Grind the two tomatoes. Now follow the same procedure.Skip the dressing part. Make sure you cook it well.

*NALLA SAAPDUNGO !!!*